Hillary Clinton Comes out as BDSM Rope Girl

In an epic display of fetish/kink BDSM practices Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton has apparently instructed her security team to 'Rope Em In' at a New Hampshire  Fourth of July parade.  Reporters became stunned as security representatives quickly and accurately began encircling the herd and slowly migrated the reporters to a new feeding coral.

It has become more and more apparent  that Candidate Clinton desires to woo the BDSM/kink/fetish voters of the country and that the rope trick was the first way to signal kink lovers everywhere of the impending tie up session planned for her coming out party.

It's the first time a Presidential Candidate has used what has widely been viewed as a New York City Police Department sexual fetish method to control free speech and more importantly those unruly reporters.

Getting tied up in knots, the GOP has immediately jumped on the situation claiming that Hillary is completely and unfairly seeking the fetish voters and was sending a secret message to the far left leaning underground groups.

GOP Chairpersons have whispered behind the scenes about the odd practice and how truly appalling it was that a Presidential Candidate would not be upfront about her fetishes and that she should truly be ashamed of her actions in  such a public venue.

The Secret Service have stated that they had been actively investigating a bordello in South America and knew nothing of the plans previously to the agents working the ropes.

Wonder what Hillary is going to whip up in the future.